Wahoo!!!

Jordy and his buddy's had a genius idea to tube the Provo Canyon River a few weeks ago. It was so much fun! The journey began when Brandon loaded up all of the tubs in the back of his truck once we reached the canyon. Pete had the biggest tube and they were all strapped down but for some reason his flew off and went rolling down the highway. It was so scary and luckily no cars hit it. Once we got to the river, we were trying to decide on where to start. We tried to get to the highest point so that we could tube for longer. We ended up hiking down the steepest hill and landed on the rail road tracks, just right after the train had passed. It was quite the adventure so far... Meghan and I decided to share a tube so that we could slut it up together in our bikinis (feeling like we needed to rebel with being in Happy Valley). The water was freezing but it was so much fun!! Poor Wade had a few falls and his leg got all cut up and he had a huge bump on his leg (size of a softball) from hitting a rock. But don't worry, he is okay. All in all, we all had such a blast together and I don't think I have ever laughed so hard!!!

Jordy and Brandon being the hotties that they are...

Miss sexy Meghan and I trying to slut it up (but not doing a good job)

Wade chillin...

Brandon and Meghan, so CUTE!!!

Jordy and Nat :)

Cabin Fun!!

A few weekends ago some of my cousins and aunts on my mamma bear's side of the family got together and decided to spend the night at our cabin. There is this darling diner that just opened up in Oakley where some of us ate before heading up to Thousand Peaks Ranch (where our cabin is). We just hung out all night and ate delicious treats and had girl talk. The next morning we hiked to Yellow Lake and explored. It was so nice to be able to spend time with my mom's side of the family. They are all such sweethearts and we had a blast together!

Congrats to Lou and Dave!!!

Some of our bestest friends Lou and Dave were married on July 31st on the sexiest beach on Kauai during sunrise. They returned back to SLC on Saturday and had their wedding dinner on Sunday at Tiburon. Lou and Dave looked so great and happy! Their dinner was amazing! That was my first time eating at Tiburon and their food was delicious!

Lou wore the most fantastic dress for their dinner. I wish I had a picture to show her hot body and the entire dress. Her wedding dress was so perfect for a beach wedding too! Thanks Lou for having us be apart of your dinner and for being such a great friend! Love you

Oh, it's a backyard.

After living in our house for nearly two years, we discovered that the small patch of weeds (now dirt) behind our house is actually considered a backyard. Additionally the HOA wants us to do something to make it look presentable. Having completely ignored the yard (front & back) since moving in, Nat and I finally decided to take a little pride in our yard, and have been working (sort of) to make it more presentable. We had the idea of building a “white trash Stonehenge” with old cars, which the neighbors would no doubt appreciate. We were very dissapointed when the news reported today that a redneck in Hooper, Utah stole our idea.

Once we recovered from our brief moment of depression, we came up with a new game plan for the back yard... a ditch. I began digging the ditch around 4:30 pm. It turns out that our backyard actually turns into hell around 4:30, and the temperature adjusts accordingly. I had prepared myself a nice tall glass of ice water. Unfortunately, my glass of ice water was very good at collecting all the of dust I stirred up. On top of that two wolf spiders found my water and decided to have a pool party in it. I had only been in the back yard (hell) for 30 minutes, my clothes were saturated in sweat, I had a few blisters on my hands, as well as a dirty cup of ice water with spiders swimming in it. Because I did not want to dig the ditch anymore, I decided that all of these things were a sign that I needed to go inside and relax for the night, and that is exactly what I did.

Nat came home shortly after and, after seeing my sweaty pathetic self lying on the floor, promised that she would finish the ditch. My mind immediately began playing the images of Nat swinging the pick and shoveling out the rocky dirt... and I laughed. Nat, being the truly wonderful person she is, did not get mad, but rather found motivation in my doubt. She went upstairs, changed her clothes, grabbed the tools, finished the ditch, and looked ridiculously hot doing it! Do I feel like less of a man because my wife showed me up? Not at all, I think it makes Nat look like more of a man. I love my manly woman! Thanks Babe!

My original intention was to post the picture of Nat working in the backyard. It turned into a very long and absurdly stupid story about how she ended up there. I apologize to everyone who wasted their time reading this.

(James. Enough blogs. Get back to work!)